
Nothing like doing a "favorite" rankings, no one can refute it ...
In college, I took and excellent Detective Fiction class for absolutely no credit whatsoever, I had used up my English Lit electives. However, Anthony had talked about detective fiction enough to make me want to understand it better. I have not stopped loving it since. My current 100 minutes of commuting daily turns out to be great detective reading time...
A couple of things:
- Detective fiction and mysteries are not exactly the same thing. One tends to focus on the mystery, the other on the detective ... I bet you can figure out which.
- The sidekick is a "fundamental" quality of detective fiction, while not being essential ... that may be a paradox; I'll leave you to figure it out. Perhaps it is a "red herring"?
#9)
Kato - "Detective" Green Hornet, created by George Trendle - OK, this is really reaching. Is the Green Hornet really a detective or just a crime-fighter? Kato breaks one of the sidekick principles; he upstages the hero. But Bruce Lee is just way too cool not to include him here; and without Kato, we might not have had Bruce Lee the icon.
#8)
Nora Charles - Detective Nick Charles, created by Dashiell Hammett -
The Thin Man and
After the Thin Man are two of my favorite films of all-time. Nick's wife, Nora is a great sidekick in that she provides much of the set-up and delivery of the all important humorous element to detective fiction.
Nick Charles: I'm a hero. I was shot twice in the Tribune.
Nora Charles: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick Charles: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.
While I enjoyed the book, I much preferred the films and Myrna Loy's perfect depiction. One of my favorite tid-bits is that Nora was based on Hammett's lover, Lillian Hellman (a couple with more double constants in their name than I can shake a stickk at). She was apparently quite the "tough cookie."
Nora Charles: How many drinks have you had?
Nick Charles: This will make six Martinis.
Nora Charles: [to the waiter] All right. Will you bring me five more Martinis, Leo? Line them right up here.
#7)
Alfred Pennyworth - Detective Batman, created by Bob Cane- What? But Batman's sidekick is Robin, you say? No way, dude. It's Alfred. Once again, he regularly provides the better humor. Furthermore, I think the most-telling sign of a good sidekick is that they a) have skills/attributes not possessed by the detective so that they can b) do things the hero doesn't, can't or won't do. This is not really Robin, but it is Alfred to a "T". Alfred is the physician and maintainer of sanity in the Bruce Wayne household. He also provides the simple perspective, when Batman (rarely) can't see the forest for the trees. Lastly, there have been several Robins, but only one Alfred.
#6) Joe Pike - Detective Elvis Cole, created by
Robert Crais - Joe Pike is the first to come-up on the list of my four bad-ass sidekicks (b.a.s.k.). I have to say, he is probably in last place among the four mostly because he is the one I have read least of. However, he also tends to be very quiet (he thinks Clint Eastwood talks too much) ... not that there is anything wrong with that in the sidekick qualities list. One of the great things is
L.A. Requiem is probably the best Elvis Cole novel and it really let's you into the world of a bad-ass sidekick. However, the reading experience is made better by reading some of the previous 7 novels. You think you understand Joe Pike's violent emotionless role .. then bam! he "turns" on you.
#5) Clete Purcell - Detective Dave Robicheaux, created by
James Lee Burke. Robicheaux is probably my favorite detective, but he can get on your nerves. He is under some pretty complex emotional strain and quite introspective ... it's exhausting for the reader. Then Falstaffian Clete enters the picture and just kind of erases the whole emotional blackboard. His idiocy is only eclipsed by his concern for Robicheaux. When Clete enters the text, you get to take that deep breath that Robicheaux's mind never allows.
#4) Dr. Watson - Detective Sherlock Holmes, created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle- Most of the detective fiction out there is told from the perspective of the detective or third person. However, Doyle gave us Watson. Thankfully. Holmes is one of those people whose mind observed by the rest of us is like an
Escher stairwell of mismatched, conflicting directions. However, he pieces it all together with smoke and violin. Watson is able to tell
us the story. And remember how sidekicks are supposed to have different skills and abilities? One of my favorites is the fact that Watson is often wrong, serving as a great contrary to Sherlock's deductive mind. Poor fellow.
#3) Hawk - Detective Spenser, created by
Robert B. Parker- Hawk is the original bad-ass sidekick. He is former mob muscle, retaining much of the necessary cold, emotionless grit. He is easily the most intimidating beast on this list ... When he comes along, you know that Spenser was going to come out ok. However, I knocked him down to third because he doesn't carry the personality of the next two. But please don't tell him I said that. (Whoa, was that a quip? sorry.)
#2) Ralph Arguello - Detective Tres Navarre, created by
Rick Riordan - Tres Navarre is second only to Dave Robicheaux on the favorite detective list, so this combo is quite the power duo. (However, I am currently (re)reading the Navarre stuff, so they are very top of mind.) Ralph is a gun-toting businessman (owner of several area pawnshops) with a passion for protection and pot. However, he always manages to stay clean, never getting arrested despite his daily illegalities. He seems to be amoral like all of the b.a.s.k., yet he hold the stereotype of a San Antonio Hispanic in that he has extreme compassion for family and other loved ones. Whenever something goes wrong for Tres, you are waiting for Ralph to show up, because he hears everything ... and you know he wants to make amends. Ralph is also nearly blind.
#1) Mouse - Detective Easy Rawlins, created by
Walter Mosley - Seriously, I think Batman would be scared of Mouse. He is a
deranged killer who is more likely to shoot you than ...well ... he's just plain likely to shoot you. And he has been known to return from the dead ... and then shoot people. Easy Rawlins, like many a detective, would find himself in a kind a trouble where he needed certain people who aren't so morally restricted ... this is where all the b.a.s.k. come in. Detective fiction follows a formula. That helps make it so enjoyable. Even really smart people, like
Malcolm Gladwell like the formulas of "genre fiction":
I buy lots of spy novels, not because they diverge from the spy novel model, but because they conform to it. I want my spy to have a troubled home life, and an impenetrable gaze and to be handy with a revolver.
However, Mouse breaks away just enough to make the reader question the outcome. Most sidekicks are very predictable, they are guardian angels of the detective. Mouse is only slightly more likely to kill the "bad guy" as he is to shoot Easy or some other "friendly". It is an uneasy (no pun intended) comfort to have him in the scene. He is a killer, such as from the Devil in the Blue Dress movie:
You said don't shoot him, right? Well I didn't; I strangled him. If you didn't want me to kill him, why did you leave me alone with him?
A bonus to the whole thing, Mouse is played by
Don Cheadle.
OK, there you have it. Man, that was fun ... ranking and detective fiction rolled into one post: it's a guy thing. A good way to celebrate my last single night. Mary and Sam return tomorrow after being gone for 1 and 5 weeks respectively. I miss them so. I don't know who is going to get the bigger hug!