It is almost here. Baseball. The horizon is aglow with Cubbie blue and infield green. The cracks of the bats and the stating of the stats will soon fill my ears.
My fantasy team is ready to go in this seventh year of Gorilla Ball:
Batting lead off: Johnny Damon
Followed by fellow (unfortunately) Yankee: Derek Jeter
Batting securely at third, the best hitter of my generation: Albert Pujols
Followed by this year's Comeback Kid, the team perennial: Mark Teixeira
On massive clean-up duty, Mr. Can-he-do-it-again (I hope so): Jermaine Dye
Does the power in this line-up stop? No. Cause here comes our Prodigal Son: Aramis Ramirez
Fighting out for the seventh spot in the line-up are two amazing prospects: Delmon Young and Nick Markakis (frankly, I am hoping they both prove amazing and we can knock Damon into trade bait)
Playing anywhere on the field will be Julio Lugo (but he is shaking in his boots ... will he be able to hold his position at 2nd with surging Howie Kendrick waiting on the bench)
Catching and closing out the order, yet another Yankee: Jorge Posada
The team will be anchored by strikeout masters: Ben Sheets and Cole Hamels
A lead won't be lost past the 7th with our relievers extraordinaries: Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Rivera
Then we'll have a hodgepodge of fellow pitchers: Greg Maddux (of course), Dave Bush, Ervin Santana (to help me deal with a Johan-less team for the first time in 3 years), Ian Snell, John Patterson and Scott Olsen.
Ladies and Gents: Your 2007 Double Barrel Fantasy Team!





















{Crowd goes wild}
{Reality set in}
time to go to work...